2025-12-23

Myers-Briggs & Musk: The Definitive Fragrance for Your Personality Type

Let’s be honest. The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator is essentially just astrology for corporate consultants. It replaces "Mercury in Retrograde" with "Introverted Sensing," but it serves the exact same purpose. It gives us a socially acceptable way to categorize our neuroses and explain why we are terrible at texting back.

But as with all pseudo-science, if you squint hard enough, there is truth in the archetypes. Your cognitive stack doesn’t just dictate how you handle conflict. It dictates how you want to be perceived. And nothing controls perception quite like scent.

We combed through our database to assign a signature fragrance to every single type. If you don't know yours, go take the test. If you do know yours, scroll down to find out what you should be wearing.

The Analysts (INTJ, INTP, ENTJ, ENTP)

The Architects and Commanders. You value logic over feelings, efficiency over social niceties, and you probably own a lot of black turtlenecks.

INTJ (The Architect)

You need something cold, structural, and devoid of unnecessary sweetness. You are not here to be liked. You are here to be correct.

  • The Scent: Lalique Encre Noire. It smells like vetiver, black ink, and damp earth. It is the olfactory equivalent of a Brutalist building.

ENTJ (The Commander)

You don't walk into a room. You conquer it. You need a fragrance that projects authority and perhaps a slight threat level.

  • The Scent: Creed Aventus. The cliché exists for a reason. It smells like success, pineapple, and aggressive capitalism.

INTP (The Logician)

You live in your head. You want a scent that is interesting and abstract rather than conventionally pretty.

  • The Scent: Escentric Molecules 03. Pure vetiveryle acetate. It is barely there, focusing on chemical minimalism that appeals to your analytical brain.

ENTP (The Debater)

You play devil's advocate for fun. You need a scent that is chaotic, ironic, and refuses to fit in a box.

  • The Scent: Moschino Toy Boy. A spicy, aggressive rose hidden inside a teddy bear bottle. It is a joke that actually smells expensive.

The Diplomats (INFJ, INFP, ENFJ, ENFP)

The Idealists. You care about vibes, authenticity, and emotional connection. You likely have a strong opinion on oat milk.

INFJ (The Advocate)

Rare, mystical, and secretly judgmental. You want a scent that feels intellectual but soft. Something that invites people in but keeps them at arm's length.

  • The Scent: Diptyque Philosykos. Green fig leaves and milky coconut. It smells like a Greek tragedy read in a garden.

INFP (The Mediator)

You are the main character of your own indie movie. You need something dreamy, airy, and disconnected from reality.

  • The Scent: Ariana Grande Cloud. Don't let the celebrity name fool you. It is a lactonic lavender haze that smells like nostalgia.

ENFJ (The Protagonist)

You are the mom of the friend group. You want a scent that is warm, inviting, and universally liked.

ENFP (The Campaigner)

You are a golden retriever in human form. You need a scent that matches your manic pixie dream energy.

  • The Scent: Prada Candy. An overdose of caramel and benzoin. It is sweet, loud, and fun. Just like you at 2 AM.

The Sentinels (ISTJ, ISFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ)

The Guardians. You keep society running. You value tradition, reliability, and showing up on time. You definitely have a savings account.

ISTJ (The Logistician)

You want a fragrance that works. No experiments, no weird notes. Just clean competence.

  • The Scent: Hugo Boss Bottled. Apple, cinnamon, and wood. It smells like a promotion and a balanced spreadsheet.

ISFJ (The Defender)

You are the nurturer. You want a scent that makes people feel safe and comfortable around you.

ESTJ (The Executive)

You respect hierarchy and tradition. You want a scent that smells classic and masculine in the old-school sense.

  • The Scent: Ralph Lauren Polo. Pine, leather, and tobacco. It smells like a country club membership.

ESFJ (The Consul)

You are popular and you care about social status. You want the perfume that everyone agrees is the best.

The Explorers (ISTP, ISFP, ESTP, ESFP)

The Artisans. You live in the moment. You are spontaneous, sensory, and probably the most fun people to be around until you flake on plans.

ISTP (The Virtuoso)

You are practical but cool. You want something versatile that works for hiking or fixing a motorcycle.

  • The Scent: Montblanc Explorer. Bergamot and Ambroxan. It is rugged, reliable, and adventurous.

ISFP (The Adventurer)

You are the aesthetic one. You want a scent that feels bohemian and unique, not mass-market.

  • The Scent: Chloé Nomade. Oakmoss and plum. It breaks away from the standard floral trends for something earthier.

ESTP (The Entrepreneur)

You are here to close the deal and then hit the club. You need maximum projection and maximum attention.

  • The Scent: Versace Eros. Mint, vanilla, and loud energy. It is a party in a bottle.

ESFP (The Entertainer)

You love the spotlight. Subtlety is not in your vocabulary.

"Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousands of miles and all the years you have lived."

- Helen Keller